i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis
(via pizzaforpresident)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(via pizzaforpresident)
We all have moments of despair, but there is one thing we all have as well. Tomorrow.
—Saint Walker (via liamdryden)
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(Source: reginaa-phalange, via djscollay)
it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs
and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes
that’s actually a really good idea
deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:
THIS bitch
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
SNAP
BURN
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Wonderful
Sat here for ten minutes trying to understand this; ended up having to google the answer! I feel so stupid.
